Rainbow Dash Loses A Bet With Twilight Sparkle And Is Forced To Sing Christmas Carols

Twilight: C'mon, Rainbow Dash! Do it!

Rainbow: NO! I don't want to!

Twilight (who's acting OOC): You lost the bet, so you have to!

Rainbow: Fine...

Joy to Equestria, Joy To Equestria

Though I don't care about buckets

Why are there so many buckets?

This doesn't ryhme but do I care?

I pretty much hate Windrider 

For some good reasons

But who the heck cares

This story has to be PG-rated.

So I don't care.

Carol Two:

The author is running out of ideas

So i'm going to sing another carol that doesn't rhyme

This isn't MLP fan series canon

AND I DON'T FREAKING CARE

I love EVERYONE

EXCEPT WINDRIDER, EPIC COFFEE, BLAZE, PHAZON AND GRIMSHOT

THEY CAN GO TO HECK

Carol Three:

I'll ascend

And venture forth

And drop the pulse

ELYSIUM

Hail the days of 

Fire and Thunder

Pinkie

shooting

lightning bombs

light us all up

Pinkamena

blasting o'er this

Pink Empire

I'll adventure

living free

with the frauliens of the

Freedom Pie

light us all up

Pinkamena

blasting o'er this

Pink Empire

I'll adventure

living free

with the frauliens of the

Freedom Pie