User blog:SweetieBotXLS/herp derp stuff coming out

COMING SOON:

How All Bands Go To Hell (filler, humor article thing)

The Coffee Shop At The Tip Of Pluto: Probably going to be my first "real" fic. It's about a man who finds out that all coffee shops are going to be demolished for economical purposes. The only coffee shop left is the one that has been hidden by NASA in order to avoid panic of alien invasions: The coffee shop at the tip of pluto. Desperate for coffee of any kind, the man finds out of this information, and realises that if he's ever going to have coffee ever again, he needs to get the coffee shop at the tip of pluto, even if it kills him. It's kind of like The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, except it's focused on coffee shops.

How Not To Break Alien Invasions To People: Side story filler to CSATTOP, which is about everything the title says it is.

The "Family" Show: What happens when you ask a drunk writer, a cake obsessed actor, a mentally insane director to do your generic family sitcom? Pure chaos.

I'll probably write some more filler soon. Release dates are unconfirmed.