FTW 3

Also know as FTW: THE LEGEND OF BOB CABBAGE

Bob Cabbage

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Oh, it's on. Activate radio one. I have crashed my RETARDIS into ze muffin factory. BUT ZIS ISN'T ANY MUFFIN FACOTRY, IT IZ OWNED BY ZE FLIPPY HOMOCIDAL DOG INCORPORATED. Every muffin has an ender pearl in it and vwhen you eat it you are stuck teleporting everyvwhere at vonce forever. Either zat or your body goes rubber as fuck like zis guy.



Chaang

Yeah but he could be Price or Lucius or-

Bob

Vere ze hell did you come from? AND WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MAINLY SPOILERS?

IGNORE EVERYTHING HE SAYS BECAUS THE MILLENUIM FALCAT CRASHED INTO ZE AIR AND NOW EVERYONE IS ALL LAIK

A WTF laser is heard

Bob

DAMMIT NIKOLAI WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM

Lucius

ONWARDS DARKNESS NINJAS! TOGETHER WE CONQUER SWEEDEN!

Price

lol im not even alive anymore



Doctor Whom

And that, son, is how you were born.

Bob

Oh, cool.