Why Platypuses Should Never be Given LSD at 2AM.

This is based on a true story by Paul McCartney.

The sky was meganta with orange spots today, and Adam Sandler decided it was a good idea to take a trip to Uganda. Kony then launched a full scale attack on Hitler's disco army of Leonardo DiCrapios and Micheal Jackson. Kony faught back valiantly, but he was killed and raped and burned and eaten by Hitler's Pinkiamena. Hitler's Pinkamena was Adam Sandler's BFF. so they deciced to go on a date togther. But then, Luna and Celestia (Which Celestia eventually becomes Molestia after seeing Twilight Sparkle's plot. But, who wouldn't go Molestia on that plot?) Came in and were like, "OHAI, GAIZ" and both had Poker Faces as Adam Sandler was making out with Pinkamena, then she started to cut him open. Not to make cupcakes. But to feed the hungry childern in Africa. Please donate in the comments below. Luna said no, as did Celestia, as they both pulled out ROFL Bazookas to shoot Hitler before he activated his trap card BUT IT WAS TOO LATE! Nicholas Cage's father was riased from the dead! Nicholas Cage was all like, "YA DON'T SAYZ" and then there was a fetish orgy from Luna. Phazon came in, and was all liek, "what is going on here?" Then, a frantic Twilight Sparkle tackled him and flicked him in the pelvis. Phazon then tackled Luna, then there was a large tackling of ponies on Phazon. When he got out, he was slapped with a stalper while Hitler sang the Soviet Russian national anthem for Pigs. Nicholas cage's father then proceeded to meditate and eat more chicken, with the sushi, with his blud on it, as those annoying cows say. "I WILL MAKE THOSE EVIL COWS INTO BURGAS FOR US TO EATS WITH OUR MOUTHS" Everyone gayly cheered in unision while Adam sandler was taken prisoner by Bath Salt man, who then eated his face. Phazon then strangled Bath Salt man, and made him into cupcakes with Pinkamena. Twilight Sparkle turned around to find a cookbook for the different cupcake recipes, and then Celestia and Phazon were all like, "DAT PLOT". Molestia then announced that she wanted to eat a raccoon on a segway. Because segways and fezzes are kewl nao.Adam Sandler then exloded while bees were in his anal cavity, and his organs made Pinkamena orgasm. Meth then rape happened with Celestia and Phazon, a pony threesome with Molestia and Twi rape. Phazon enjoyed the infinite bliss as GTF stared at him, extremely jelleh.

Chapter 2, or when Evlis and Michael Jackson destroyed Jupiter.

CHAPTUH TEW: REVENGE OF DA BEES

Nicolas cage was gay strollin trew da sitee of bangkok when Batman threw a purple headed tucan at his left scapula. It injured him badly, causing Dr. BEEEEES to sting him with his beelyness. The destroyers of the nebula, Bob Marley, Elvis, and MJ came to judge the bees and JAYSUN. The trial ended with the verdikt to b hung by his tongue and eaten by a dead walrus. The hypnotoad rape pink purple fluffy unicrons making all of the little Conan Doyle's laugh their nooby laugh that made all the Alien zombie nazi's vomit and lose their sense of cheese wheels. The rape began slow, but then the spaghatteh asploded into a bagillion peces and killed the Bawb mawleh, and Elvis and Michael Jackson spun into a meth cocainium rap battle of ultimate history. Sadly, MJ's "HEE HEE" destroyed all of Elvis's true powuh lvl and mj keeled duh leethax outta meestur elvis. Dolf ziggler then ate all the popsicle alex mercers and began to stuff them in his intestines, which were riddled with different party favors and the Pack a Punch machine. the zombies raged when da nuke came on their screen and then the jacking off began between scooby and the transgender robot named Paraphrenuectamy.

And that is how babies come from, son. yey.