Gears Of War:Scool Life of Jack in Your 40's

Crawl:This is a canon fanfic.Meaning it is canon in my universe,but not in Gears of War,as we own no rights,us being 2 preteens and a teen.Produced by:kaikai2001 Published by:Hatena Co. Excective producer:PhazonGumball123 Directed by:Kaishawn nonofyourbeeswax
 * Blue:*stands with Phazon,Jackie,and Smart* You called us?
 * Ken:Yes
 * Jack Mackle:*stands with family*And us?
 * Ken:Yes
 * Jake Pegasus:And me?
 * Ken Pegasus:You live here dad,this is our garage
 * Jake:Oh Yeah,I knew the car I stole looked familiar
 * Ken:You stole your own car?
 * Jake:That was mine?I thought it was yours.
 * Ken:I`m 3
 * Phazon:So, what did you call us here for, Ken?
 * Ken:To unvail My newest invention,an INTER DIMENSIONAL PORTAL
 * Phazon:Whoa.
 * Ken:I thought 'I wonder what Dora`s universe is like' Then it hit me
 * I could see for my self
 * Ken:*to Ben Pegasus* The DVD?
 * Ben:*Hands over case labeled "Dora the Explorer,the complete 5 season"
 * Phazon:-_- get rid of that. We came to see the teleporter.
 * Ken:It is hooked up to a DVD player
 * Puts in disc*
 * Now,press play
 * And
 * portal opens* IT`S ALIVE
 * jumps in*
 * Phazon:It's alive?
 * Phazon:I would stay back...
 * Ken Jumps out*
 * Uh....Is Marcus Felix in Dora?
 * Blue:No...*they all stare at Ben*
 * Ben:It was the only way to sneak it to Niki`s house.
 * he he
 * Blue:|:{
 * Phazon:Umm... Okay...
 * Smart:You mind closing the portal?
 * Ken:I never insert a shut down botton
 * Phazon:Okay... why would you do that?
 * Jake:AND YOU`RE THE SMARTEST IN THE HOUSE?!?!?!??
 * Ken:Hey,The standards are low
 * Phazon:Indeed. Where are we, anyway?
 * Ken:The only way to close it was to end the episode...or in this case,the game
 * Ben:Don`t tell me we`re going in there.
 * Phazon:I guess we are. *jumps through*
 * Ken:I`m afraid we have to
 * everyone else jumps in*
 * Marcus:DOM!Cover me!
 * Phazon: guess we should help them out, Blue.
 * Blue:Que?
 * Phazon:Que...what?
 * Marcus:who the heck are you guys?
 * Blue:Uhh......Locust?
 * Phazon:No.
 * Ben:*whispers to blue*wrong answeeeer
 * Blue:I mean KIds
 * Regular 12 year old kids
 * Ken:And a 3 year old
 * Phazon:We'll provide covering fire! *makes dual Phazon arm cannons*
 * Ben:ANd a 15 year old
 * Phazon:I don't even know my age.....
 * Jake:And a A year old
 * Ben:What?
 * Jake:That`s my age number,This many *holds up four fingers*
 * Ben:You`re 46
 * Jake:Yeah,THIS MANY
 * Blue:How did he graduate?
 * Ken:No one knows
 * Dom:You mind helping us?
 * Phazon:Enough talk, more fight! *gives Blue a rifle*
 * Ken:we are only ki-
 * Ben:YES YES YES
 * Phazon:*gives rifle to Ben and Jackie*
 * Phazon:Now, take them out.
 * 3:31Blue P.Ken:*grabs a rifle* AHHH*falls down*
 * Phazon:Any of you need upgrades? *infuses bullets wiht Phazon*
 * Ken:*muffled*MIS MOULD MOF MEVER MAPPENED MIN MORA
 * Phazon:*makes laser arm, blasts several locust*
 * Locust:RETREAT
 * Brumak comes out of nowhere*
 * Locust run away*
 * Brumak looks stronger, more evolved*
 * Ben:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUHAAAAAAAAAAAA(runs at Brumak)
 * Jake grabs him*
 * Phazon:lets make this quick, guys.
 * Phazon:*turns into Berserker lord*
 * Jake:How do we end the game?
 * Ken:Only if you tell me my name
 * Jake:uhhh....red head baby?
 * Phazon:No, we have to fight!
 * Ken:No
 * It`s Ken
 * Jake:Ken!!
 * Ken:my full name.
 * Phazon:*grabs Brumak by arm, rips off, Brumak dies*
 * Jake:uhhhh,NO TIME FOR THAT
 * Ken:You`re lucky,father
 * Ken:We have to eliminate the nest
 * Phazon:Everyone okay? *turns back to regular form*
 * Jackie and Jack Mackle`s Family:Are we gonna get a full li-
 * Smart:Look!
 * Phazon:Huh?
 * Blue:The NEST!
 * Jackie:We foun-
 * Phazon:Yeah, we better kill that thing.
 * Blue:Let`s go
 * Jackie:Oh Com-
 * Meanwhile,in the nest*
 * Marcus:Be careful
 * Phazon:Okay.
 * Ben:Holy crap!
 * Jack Mackle:What is tha-
 * part one ends*
 * Phazon:Okay.
 * Ben:Holy crap!
 * Jack Mackle:What is tha-
 * part one ends*